Fraser the razor gonna shock and amaze yer
Going to gut you like a thief in the night
The Balmain man, You know that he can
Going to scrum you with all of his might
He’s always ready for more
The Balmain train brings a hurricane of pain
To the props in the main
But the rest all the same.
When he carries the ball he’ll beat one, beat them all!
His rucking will give you a fright
And when the ball’s in the maul he plays ten feet tall
It really is quite a sight.